Song Parodies -> "Cheney, Dick"

Original Song Title:

"Yesterday"

Original Performer:

"Cheney, Dick"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Dedicated to Rick D's son, with sincere hope that he doesn't have to go "over there".

Cheney, Dick
He assured us war'd be over "quick":
In "a day, a week, a month, no trick"
And we believe
Him, Cheney, Dick

Suffer, we:
War has lasted for a year or three
Tell me, will my son come back to me?
Dick us deceived
Egregiously

Why... we.... must invade?
Cheney, staid: "Dubya-M-Ds" --
Bust!... Raid.... proved all wrong;
Lasting long:
Hos-til-i-ties!

Cheney, Dick
Told us, "Saddam? Be no sweat to lick"
"Then we'll reconstruct this oi-l slick
"And we'll receive
"Bucks, bundles thick"

Why... we... had to go?
(Trumpets blow) "Pa-tri-ot-ic"
No... "de... moc-ra-cy"
Just hypo-
-crisy from Dick!

Cheney, Dick:
Better not get on Iran-y kick
Of both lies and war, we're plainly sick
Too many grieve
From Cheney, Dick

Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm - mmm - mmm....

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alvin rhodes - March 29, 2006 - Report this comment

well constructed

AFW - March 29, 2006 - Report this comment

This definitely puts politicky dicky in his place..5's

Stephen Harrington - March 29, 2006 - Report this comment

I agree with AFW, 555.

Paree Dee - March 29, 2006 - Report this comment

Ditto the above.

Larry Hensley - March 29, 2006 - Report this comment

We were both thinkin' of Cheney today. Good, 555s

TT - March 30, 2006 - Report this comment

alvin, AFW, Stephen Harrington, Paree Dee, thanks.
Larry Hensley, "great minds run in the same channel"... thanks.

Rick D - April 13, 2006 - Report this comment

Oh Wow. I'll forward this to him, but he's in Biloxi, still in training, and cleaning up Katrina mess. I'm not worried. He reminds me that the USAF is the safest branch of the service, and he's in a "behind the scenes part of it. Thanks TT

TT - April 13, 2006 - Report this comment

Rick D, thanks, and you're welcome... Thank your son on behalf of all of us.

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