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Song Parodies -> "Krispy Kremes"
Original Song Title:
"Yesterday"
Original Performer:
The Beatles
Parody Song Title:
"Krispy Kremes"
Parody Written by:
Dee Range
The Lyrics
For non US residents, Krispy Kreme is a national doughnut chain, whose doughnuts are to die for....and I mean that two ways. If you don't die from arterial blockage, you will die if you try to sneak one of mine out of the box without permission.
Krispy Kremes
Are the subject of my nightly dreams
Truth be told I've got some Freudian themes
Oh how I love my Krispy Kremes
Suddenly
There's an empty box in front of me
Now my belly's hanging over me
They're always gone so suddenly
How...they...disappeared, is quite clear
It's plain as day
I...ate...all day long, now they're gone
To my dis-may-ay-ay-ay
Krispy Kremes
How I love the way that frosting gleams
All my pants are bustin' at the seams
I blame it all on Krispy Kremes
Why...I...love them so, well you know
They're such a treat
And...their...profits soar, with that store
Right down the stree-ee-ee-et
Krispy Kremes
When they're gone the whole world hears my screams
Even double choc'late fudge supreme
Won't take the place of Krispy Kremes
UM UM UM UM UM SO GOOD!
Are the subject of my nightly dreams
Truth be told I've got some Freudian themes
Oh how I love my Krispy Kremes
Suddenly
There's an empty box in front of me
Now my belly's hanging over me
They're always gone so suddenly
How...they...disappeared, is quite clear
It's plain as day
I...ate...all day long, now they're gone
To my dis-may-ay-ay-ay
Krispy Kremes
How I love the way that frosting gleams
All my pants are bustin' at the seams
I blame it all on Krispy Kremes
Why...I...love them so, well you know
They're such a treat
And...their...profits soar, with that store
Right down the stree-ee-ee-et
Krispy Kremes
When they're gone the whole world hears my screams
Even double choc'late fudge supreme
Won't take the place of Krispy Kremes
UM UM UM UM UM SO GOOD!
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Well now i know i'm not the only possessive one with regards to sweets.
Oh please now write some about turkey and stuffing, and fresh vegetables from Amish stands, and Florida oranges and California strawberries. Send copies to United Nations agencies for food relief. Write some about Centrum Silver, antidepressents, dialysis, Motrin, take them to the UN medical teams. World peace through fit bodies! I gained three pounds just reading your parody. God help me if I'd have sung it out loud.
Ohhhh, do-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-onuuuutttssss...... 555
Excellent job, Dee...=) I'd take a chocolate cake donut over almost anything...but you can bet your ass I don't turn the Krispy Kremes away when I happen upon them...=) 5s!
i can totally relate to this...this is what the gods eat
Remember folks, donut is the only food with the word "DON'T" right in it! 555
I'm pretty sure that I first heard about Krispy Kremes in a(nother) parody on this site. Hopefully one day civilization will come my way and I'll get a chance to try them.
555, I avoid Krispy Kreme donuts 99.99% of the time(due to high levels of Trans Fat), overall good parody.
Tasty pastry and tasty parody...555
mmmm, donuts... 5s Dee
That's my kind of KKK (Krispy Kreme Kraze!!!)
Krispy Kremes are good, but I prefer Donut Prince in Burbank - they serve Stash Tea. This reminds me that it has been a long time since I visited the Ben and Jerry website.
Thanks to all you donut lovers: 2Eagle, Mathias 2nz, AFW, Steven Harrington, Peter Anderson (May Krispy Kreme expand to Sweden soon!), Rick C., Alvin Rhodes, Arwen, Johnny D., Pomfret, And Kat.
Ha-ha! I remember feeling very sad when they closed down the Krispy Kream in my town. (Damn you Atkins!) 555.
No holes in this parody. Most excellent wordsmithing.
Do your Freudian dreams of KK donuts include a churro (Mexican donut, long and straight, if ya get my drift)? Could breed them in your dreams... 555 lbs. on the scale.
Frank Lockner did “I Love Krispy Kremes” to “I Go to Extremes.” (Which, along with Johnny D’s "Tights I'm Quite Fat In," inspired my own "I Burst at the Seams.") Jeremy Matties did “Boulevard of Krispy Kremes” to “Boulevard of Broken Dreams.” This is a fitting completion to a trilogy, though, I gotta admit, I like songs about Krispy Kremes better than the donuts themselves. I’m a Dunkin’ Donuts guy.
Cygna, Rex, TT, and MP, many thanks
they have just arrived in melbourne australia, to TV coverage no less, but I have yet to try them - I fear my dark side - I will get hooked and self-destruct I believe - great fun, Dee! - 555
Very yummy parody, 555 donuts
Stuart and Larry, thanks so much.
Shame on you Dee for writing about the one food item that's got me drooling. 5's
I don't much like Krispy Kremes, but I ate this song up!!
Carol and PMS, thanks for the nice comments, and votes. Much appreciated.
"If you don't die from arterial blockage, you will die if you try to sneak one of mine out of the box"...you should've had that as a spoken outro IN the parody! Nevertheless, this was hilarious. 555
555 Sir Dee, ~Lord of the Range~ but this Lady must abstain from white Death: salt, sugar & flour!! I love KK's, but here in NorCAL they always soggy . . .
5s for a super paroDee, but -100 for Krispy Kreme donuts ... give me beignets from NOLA's Café du Monde if I've my druthers, otherwise Dunkin' Donuts. :-)
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