Used to work for Connie Chung on live TV
Didn't get her hair just right
Not much pay but I still brag about my fee
Though getting canned can sometimes bite

I'm back in the poo as it were
No, there's not much left to infer Roy
Back in the poo as it were

Been so hard to overcome my big disgrace
Make my living from a comb
Got a job just trimming hair at Johnny's Place
Now he sports a shiny dome

I'm back in the poo as it were
No, there's not much left to infer Roy
Back in the poo, yeah
Back in the poo, yeah
Back in the poo as it were

Well the failure blues they cold-cocked me south
Life ain't been none too kind
No, my bad luck's never left no doubt
I guess I ain't been hard to fi-fi-fi-fi-fi-fi-find

Oh come on, oh no...

I'm back in the poo as it were
No, there's not much left to infer Roy
Back in the poo as it were

Thanks to all the news I just lost my clout
About to lose my mind
I can't speak nice I should shut my mouth
Those people make me wanna mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mmmm!!

Yeah and I'm still in shock 'cause Don King threw me out
No use putting on the charm
Looks like I've got dibs on this year's winning drought
At least I came to no harm

I'm back in the poo as it were
No, there's not much left to infer Roy
Back in the poo as it were

[I sure could use more money
But I'm back...]