Song Parodies -> "Doctor Bronner"

Original Song Title:

"Doctor Robert"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Doctor Bronner"

Parody Written by:

Glenn Worthman

The Lyrics

If you've never seen a bottle of Dr. Bronner's Magic Soaps, you're missing out! (Here's a Dr. Bronner label for ya! http://www.drbronner.com/labels/pepmt.pdf)

He's the guy who makes that soap, Doctor Bronner
Pontificates more than the pope, Doctor Bronner

Doctor Bronner, you're a weird and goofy man
That no one can understand
He writes everything he can, Doctor Bronner

If you are reading in the shower, Doctor Bronner
Squint your eyes, peppermint power, Doctor Bronner

Doctor Bronner, he's a man you can't believe
With his Moral ABC
Like a homeless guy on weed that's Doctor Bronner

Well, well, well you read a line
Essene scrolls and Einstein, Doctor Bronner

Don't drink soap! Dilute, dilute!, Doctor Bronner
Cruelty free you can be yourself with Doctor Bronner

Doctor Bronner, he's a man you won't believe
But he'll get you really clean
What the hell does it all mean now, Doctor Bronner?

Well, well, well you read a line
Clean body soul mind, Doctor Bronner

All-One-God-Faith lightning like, Dr. Bronner
He's the guy who makes that soap, Doctor Bronner
Doctor Bronner

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