Song Parodies -> "Menstruate"

Original Song Title:

"Yesterday"

Original Performer:

"Menstruate"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Menstruate
It's that time of month the ladies hate
With "discomfort" they exaggerate
Sure, I believe you "menstruate"

Bloodily--
Never mind, that's just too gross for me
Need another word, so lemme see
Oh, menstruation running free

Why she has to flow yes I know--to procreate
What? Is something wrong? It's just a song called "Menstru-ay-ay-*smack*Ow!

Medititate
I'm ignorant and I must contemplate
Stupid lyrics that are filled with hate
Oh, I believe you menstruate

"Mr. Bates"
Who I visit when she menstruates
While examining the new Playmates
Good to see you, Mr. Bates

Why me? Oh, Aunt Flo please just go--and close the gate
I did one thing wrong wrote a song called "Menstru-ay-ay-ay-ate"

Menopause
When you're done you'll be my Santa Claus
You'll hear cheering, shouts and then applause
Oh, I'm relieved by menopause

Mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm

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Rice Cube - June 20, 2003 - Report this comment

This parody made me cringe with visuals, which is why I gave you high scores all around ;-) :-P

Wild man - June 20, 2003 - Report this comment

lol ,a good bodily functions parody. We guys write about farting & burping, toilets ect. I'm glad the ladies get one too! No offense ladies I am sure you could create some 5'ers also. Besides, it's all in good fun. This one was funny and somewhat tastefull.

Melhi - June 20, 2003 - Report this comment

Claude, Claude, Claude.... For shame, for shame. ;)

Jeff Reuben - June 20, 2003 - Report this comment

Yikes =)

Ghetto John - June 20, 2003 - Report this comment

LOL!

Claude Prez - June 20, 2003 - Report this comment

Thanks for the comments--"YIkes", Jeff? Oh, I get it: dissin' me to score points with the wife. I see how it is. Say, does she know about "Malcolm Higgins", your prolific alter ego on Whatfreaks?<;)

Jeff Reuben - June 20, 2003 - Report this comment

I wouldn't bother to score points with the wife on the same day I put out Boob Operation =) I enjoyed it, for the words and the shock value. I don't have the time to do what Malcolm does (a compliment to him)...I've only got one song on whatfreaks under the name Jeff B (Brown Rear)

malcolm higgins - June 20, 2003 - Report this comment

this past week, I havent had time to do what I do...... but I'll make time soon.... I'm just catching by parodial second wind.. I went from 2 to 480 in about two months... soon I will return.. actually if you count the 300 plus on whatfreaks, I'm waaaaayyyyy out in front..

Claude Prez - June 20, 2003 - Report this comment

You just need more gender confusion for inspiration, Malcolm. Say, did any of you guys go to Melhi's page to read her Rudolph parody? It's quite good.

Awesome!! - June 26, 2003 - Report this comment

Mr.Bates!!!

::Britani:: - June 29, 2003 - Report this comment

LMAO...that was great:-P

Mike (Mike Armstrong) - March 09, 2004 - Report this comment

Funny song - l enjoyed it

Red Ant - August 13, 2006 - Report this comment

Perhaps the best "Yesterday" parody on the site. "Mr. Bates" and "Aunt Flo please just go--and close the gate" were awesome. 5s for Men O' Claude Prez.

TJC - September 20, 2009 - Report this comment

Ditto Red Ant! Too funny/quirky/conversationally whacky to deny... truly an under-appreciated gem!

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