Song Parodies -> "Housing Assignment"

Original Song Title:

"Paperback Writer"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Housing Assignment"

Parody Written by:

Ms. Gradzilla

The Lyrics

My college won't send me my room assignment!!! I want it--like, now...

Housing assignment

Dear Western Housing, am I in the book?
I'm out of high school now, will you take a look?
I can't freaking wait to get away from here
Registered for school, and I want to get my housing assignment

Housing assignment

Every day I hit up our poor old postman
And you slow-ass shmucks just don't understand
I keep on checking on the Daily Mail
It's a bloody pain but I want to see my housing assignment
Housing assignment

Housing assignment.....

Takes a thousand years, well, give or take a few
I'll be calling back in a week or two
Please don't take much longer, I don't have awhile
Got my schedule now, and I want to see my housing assignment
Housing assignment

If you really like me, get it here tonight
Put it in the mailbox, get it in my sight
If you must be diff'rent, you can email here
But I need a break and I want to see my housing assignment
Housing assignment

Housing assignment.....

Housing assignment, housing assignment
Housing assignment, housing assignment
Housing assignment, housing assignment
Housing assignment, housing assignment (fade out)

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Whiskered Rooster - June 21, 2006 - Report this comment

Ahhh, waiting is an art. They also say patience is a virtue. But so are speed and efficiency, aren't they? So I send you my sympathies and I also give you a 534 vote, post haste.

Paul Robinson - June 21, 2006 - Report this comment

College? Wasn't that in the last Century? Oh, wait...that was for ME...boy, that was a long time ago. Anyway, good job, I liked it and thought it was funny. 5-5-5 ~ ~ ~

Rick C - June 21, 2006 - Report this comment

Hope you find out soon. 555

Stephen Harrington - June 21, 2006 - Report this comment

555. Good.

Red Ant - June 22, 2006 - Report this comment

Nice work on this song, Ms. Gradzilla.

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