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Song Parodies -> "You Could Really Use Some 'Secret'"
Original Song Title:
"Do You Wanna Know A Secret ?"
Original Performer:
The Beatles
Parody Song Title:
"You Could Really Use Some 'Secret'"
Parody Written by:
Alvin Rhodes
The Lyrics
you wanna know the reason people snub you ?
you wanna know the reason folks are scared ?
listen...you could really use some 'secret'
cause you're famous for your smell
whoa oh oh
closer ?...i am close enough right here
any closer, i would fear
i'd be smelling you
listen...you could really use some 'secret'
your aroma reeks like hell
whoa oh oh
closer ?...i stand ten feet to the rear
even then, my eyes may tear
just from smelling you
just try some 'secret' for a week or two
see how it goes
just please do
listen...you could really use some 'secret'
and your funk, it would dispel
whoa oh oh
closer ?...let me make this crystal clear
we've all had it up to here
we all say P.U.
ooh, ooh ooh ooh..ooh ooh
ooh ooh ooh..ooh ooh
ooh ooh ooh...ooh ooh
you wanna know the reason folks are scared ?
listen...you could really use some 'secret'
cause you're famous for your smell
whoa oh oh
closer ?...i am close enough right here
any closer, i would fear
i'd be smelling you
listen...you could really use some 'secret'
your aroma reeks like hell
whoa oh oh
closer ?...i stand ten feet to the rear
even then, my eyes may tear
just from smelling you
just try some 'secret' for a week or two
see how it goes
just please do
listen...you could really use some 'secret'
and your funk, it would dispel
whoa oh oh
closer ?...let me make this crystal clear
we've all had it up to here
we all say P.U.
ooh, ooh ooh ooh..ooh ooh
ooh ooh ooh..ooh ooh
ooh ooh ooh...ooh ooh
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Poor girl. 5's
This rises way above the pits..fives high
AFW took the words right out of my mouth. 555
It's because your sweat glands secrete. 555
thanks lionel AFW ravyn and john
DKTOS, but I trust you're ability to pace, so 555.
This one doesn't stink at all! Loved it. 555
She probably needs to use so much aluminum (or, for you Brits out there, aluminium) chlorhydrate that she'd set off the airport metal detector. 555 milligrams per hair-inch.
Heh heh Good parody.
thanks stephen kristof johnny and adagio
It ain't a secret for long. 555
thanks rick
"and your funk, it would dispel" - sheer poetry alvin - LOL - 555
Heh heh. I've been debating doing something similar with the brand "Always."
thanks stuart and spaff
kind of funky....good job
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