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Song Parodies -> "Say Whatever"
Original Song Title:
"Come Together"
Original Performer:
The Beatles
Parody Song Title:
"Say Whatever"
Parody Written by:
Lionel Mertens
The Lyrics
Here come old jab jaw he spews mostly out askance
He got pooh-pooh larynx he no flash dance prancer
He got bred into his breed
Have to play him poker he just too fun to read
(Puke)
He bets on roaches, his snot blows in bubbles
He saw King Kong's winker he hates Ayatola
He thinks " he's no fool, he can see"
All things are uncertain AM I Right to decree?
Say whatever,
Mad cow!
humor me
(Fluke)
Flea bag discussion he got no accomplice
He likes Yoko's singing he too busy bastard
He got arms up above his wee
Take him at his banter you can pick what you please
Say whatever
Blank out
Under siege
(Nuke)
He pulpit boaster he hordes dated clutter
He like Asian sports drink he wear Scottish kilter
He shoots "round and round and round" the breeze
Have to taste his cooking cause he's so hard to grease
Say whatever
Black cloud
over me
(Kook)
Say Whatever
Say Whatever
He got pooh-pooh larynx he no flash dance prancer
He got bred into his breed
Have to play him poker he just too fun to read
(Puke)
He bets on roaches, his snot blows in bubbles
He saw King Kong's winker he hates Ayatola
He thinks " he's no fool, he can see"
All things are uncertain AM I Right to decree?
Say whatever,
Mad cow!
humor me
(Fluke)
Flea bag discussion he got no accomplice
He likes Yoko's singing he too busy bastard
He got arms up above his wee
Take him at his banter you can pick what you please
Say whatever
Blank out
Under siege
(Nuke)
He pulpit boaster he hordes dated clutter
He like Asian sports drink he wear Scottish kilter
He shoots "round and round and round" the breeze
Have to taste his cooking cause he's so hard to grease
Say whatever
Black cloud
over me
(Kook)
Say Whatever
Say Whatever
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You GO, Lionel! Have you recently renewed your membership in the free association?
Far out, and funny..5's
It's a pleasure, five now, then times three.
makes every bit as much sense as the OS
Love the nonsensical approach. 555.
Can I have some of your drugs, Lionel? Your mind must be a happy, happy place...555
Hmm! Wise in the ways of the Random Rambling Parody Writing Force have you become, Young Lioneluke Mertenswalker. Receive fives now you shall.
Thanks Mason, John, Kristof, AFW, Stephen H, and of couse the grandmaster himself Johnny . Thanks again
Ha! Great parody Lionel in the definitive sense - ie. using the song to send up the song - great wordplay - 555
Thanks you guys
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