I see a soft dark light
As I am looking for my cat
I see a soft dark light
I must be blinded like a bat
And then I look up the flue
I see poor Fluffy is screwed
Will she be freed tonight?

You know I looked all day
to find poor Fluffy... and then viola
And I was startled when I heard her say,
" You gotta save me Santa Claus"
I know a cat of her ilk
Comes out with cookies and milk
You know I feel guffawed

Now that she's safe
everything seems so puuurrr-fect.
What a pet
Licking me kneading me Heck!
Heck!
Meow!


I see a soft dark light
As I am looking for my bird
I see a soft dark light
I must be drinking like "the Byrds"
And then when I look in the vac
I see poor Tweety intact
He'll bomb me still in flight

Whoa!

(instrumental break)

And how I love to come home
'cause now I'm not all alone
You know I feel guffawed

When I'm home
Fluffy is wanting to hide
When I'm home
Tweety is bombing in flight

Yikes!
Gads!



It's been a hard pet week
And I've been searching like a dog
It's been a hard pet week
I have been sniffing under logs
But as I say this to you
Don't think my house is a zoo
Already phreek unique
Already phreek unique
Already phreek unique