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Song Parodies -> "Do You Want To Leak A Secret?"

Original Song Title:

"Do You Want To Know A Secret?"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Do You Want To Leak A Secret?"

Parody Written by:

Steve Kalafut

The Lyrics

Al Qaeda has discovered the secret NSA program to monitor terrorist banking transactions. How did they learn this information? As it turns out, all they had to do was read the NY Times.
We're doing this because we hate George Dubya
If it helps terrorists, then we don't care

Listen, do you want to leak a secret?
Are you gonna let us tell? woh, woh, woh
Hurry, gonna do this one more time
Although leaking is a crime
We're the New York Times, yiiiiiii

Listen, do you want to leak a secret?
About terrorists and banks? woh, woh, woh
Watching, it's done by the NSA
Anything you want to say
Tell us all today, heyyyyyy

Times leaking secrets for a year or two
Al Qaeda knows, thanks to you

Listen, do you want to leak a secret?
Are you gonna let them tell? woh, woh, woh
Darn it, I just wish the heck you knew
Anything you put in view
Terrorists learn too, ooooo, ooooo

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Ravyn Rant - July 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Um...they could also have gotten the info from the program's website, or from Gee Dubya himself, who announced the program in mid-September, 2001. Just sayin'.
alvin rhodes - July 07, 2006 - Report this comment
interesting twist
Lionel Mertens - July 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Well It's no secret that's you're a funny guy with this parody. 5's
2Eagle - July 08, 2006 - Report this comment
The Beatles should have thought of that one when Watergate hit the fan.

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