LOL! Publish it!

At least it was not pole-vaulting :-) 555

This makes me want to jump! Or bounce. Or topple into an ice machine. One of those. FREAKING AWESOME JOB!!

i always figured you were a bit of a trampoliner...bouncy fun

Bouncy number with an unexpected plotline.

Trampoline: ouch! Ice machine: ARGH! Guy in ski-mask: it's only then that you realize you should've gotten insurance.

Sometimes, a trampoline is un-bear-able! (The only people who will get that joke watch ESPN's "Pardon the Interruption.") Susanna: She's already done some Pole-vaulting, if ya know what I mean. Ash: I think you've missed the point of the parody, but, hey, if you wanna get on a trampoline, can I watch? Sir Bertram: Ski masks? Nobody ever expects the Swiss Inquisition!

On a trampoline? With your record?

You're as bold as a married gay marine
Married gay marine
Married gay marine
You're as bold as a pirate who's a queen
Pirate who's a queen
Pirate who's a queen

Or something like that. ;-)

Bad way to jump start the day. But fun to sing. 5's

Hey!! Another great little ditty there, Arwen!! I haven't jumped on a trampoline in years...however, anytime I did, I never got seriously hurt. Anyways...I hope you're doin' fine overall; I'm doing quite well. I turn 31 in just four days, so I'm lookin' forward to partying. (Not on a dreaded trampoline, though!) =) Oh, and here's a 5-5-5. :)

Read this song and I turned with envy green! Turned with envy green Turned with envy green. You of clever parodies are queen Yet you keep them clean They're never obscene 555 to the 555th power!

there were two points where fate seemed to have plotted against you - allowing you to get to bounce 17 for starters (if you'd stopped at 16 like a sensible bouncer, there would have been no toppling later on) - and secondly, that your call for assistance coincided exactly with the sinister activities of an ice-shop-raiding terrorist who not only was keen to see where the call was coming from and who saw possibilities in carrying you out of the ice machine, but who happened to have enough room in his stinking trunk to squeeze a (hardly-struggling) fully-grown gal like yourself - those are some tough breaks Arwen - hilarious OS to choose, and a whacky write - 555

This is farce of the highest order...as the situations got more and more surreal, my funny bone got tickled harder. Great job! 555

I'll vote fives for the Super Elven Queen
Super Elven Queen
Super Elven Queen
Her brain's one awesome Parody Machine
Parody Machine
Parody Machine !!!

I didn't much care for the last part...but it was nicely written. 5-5-5 from me anyway! :D

Weird Bob...I think I might publish it on a website or something...oh, wait...; ) Thanks!

Susanna...well, aren't you a Pollyanna...excellent point!

Ashkicker...thanks a MILLION! It always makes me so happy to see you on the site...and even happier to see you topple into an ice machine...or at least imagine it...

Alvin...thanks very much!!

Agrimorfee...I know that most of my parodies are about how hot I am...or how hot Mr. Vin Diesel is...or how hot we would be together...but you know, I sometimes try to be unpredictable. ; ) Thanks!

Sir Bertram...thanks.

Michael...I tried to be aghast at your comment to Susanna...and then again at your comment to Ash...but I just kept giggling. Hee! Thanks a ton!

K1...I know, I know...I have no excuse. You're right. It's ridiculous.

Lionel...=) NOW you tell me...thanks!

Serafina...I'm glad you liked it. And, I hope you have a great birthday! From now on I'm going to take pleasure in the fact that you're older than I am. Hee!

PMS...no need to be jealous...I'm the one who's stuck in a maniac's trunk, with a swollen knee, frostbite on the entire lower half of my body, while wearing dirty jeans. ; ) Thanks!!

Stuart...And that, my friends, is why Fate and I are always in a fight. Fate is the personification of "Bastard." Thanks!

Kristof...tickling your...um...funny bone...is one of my favorite things to do! ; ) Thanks!

Johnny...hehehe...thanks a bunch!

Ferragamo...well, as long as I can live up to your standards two-thirds of the time, I'll be okay...; ) Thanks!

Missed it the first time around, it had it's ups and downs. Funny stuff, as usual!

Jeff...hee! Thanks!

(SOTM) see above

(SOTM) O.. M.. G... I can so relate with this song.. 5-5-5

(SOTM) What else can I say but Fab? I loved the ridiculous situation, the clever lyrics, the title subs, the alternating choruses, and that ice machine must be a terrible place to get stuck. I must give you fives for your lament.

(SOTM) is ingenius!! funny as and crazy!! i loved it.. ill definately remember this one!! very original plot it was really good!!!

Was that Psycho II or III? Great spoof, will make me think twice about this particular activity. -- MM

(SOTM) Arwenesque in all it's glory. Nuff said

(SOTM) Fun one, Arwen. 555

I can't blame him, I'd eat you too.... 5's

SOTM-What Rick C said.

(SOTM) Wow, Arwen. What a great song, and ignore that Ferragamo dude, your usual little plot twists were put to GREAT use. And speaking of trampolines, you could quite possibly do another anti-trampoline song to a different OS I was thinking of as I was reading this, one guess as to what it is....

Oh, curse this trampoline, man!
Its bounce won't please me
I've been stuck up in this tree for seven hours now...

You do the rest!

I'm sorry if I offended anyone with my comment; I was just expressing my opinions. Can't you just show even the slightest ounce of respect?

SOTM - See above.

(SOTM) yes that "fate" seems to be even more of a bastard than, well, modesty prevents me from saying....VERY funny stuff Arwen - it has that delicious coincidence of perfect wacky OS for a perfect wacky tale

(SOTM) Now that was a bad day. Well done, Arwen, and thank you for parodying the ONLY BEATLES SONG I KNOW.

(SOTM) Quite a story from a jump on a trampoline to winding up in the trunk of a car! I liked the ice machine part best though. The variations of the title line were great, too. Nice work, Arwen!

(SOTM) See above, for The Super Elven Queen!

P.S. -- Cat, you might get a laugh from my parody, "Missed Her Trampoline, Man!"

(SOTM) I never would have called a Hannibal Lecter reference in a song about Trampolines. Wow.

(SOTM) Wacky stuff.

Bastard dodgy trampoline! Funny stuff, I especially liked you giving the trampoline a personality =)