-> "Whips And Leather Lonely Hearts Club Band"
Original Song Title:
"Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band"
Parody Song Title:
"Whips And Leather Lonely Hearts Club Band"
The Lyrics
it was twenty days ago today
I was untied and I got away
I was prisoner for quite a while
to a woman with a wicked style
so let me lay it out for you
the pain, the scars, the hate the tears,
whips and leather lonely hearts club band...
The whips and leather lonely hearts club band,
we're s and m we love to show
whips and leather lonely hearts club band
we'll tie you up and give you blows
whips and leather.. lonely?
whips and leather lonely?
whips and leather lonely hearts club band
it's frightening to be here,
last week someone was killed
it's quite a crazy dallience
we'll show you the experience
you might not make it home..from us
you might not make it home
I don't really wanna let you know
as they let the cat o' nine tails go
that the pain is gonna be so long
and the scars are never really gone
so may I introduce to you
a lifestyle after many beers,
whips and leather's lonely hearts club band...
( and now an actual ad)
whipsy.........fears......................................
what would you do it I answered to you?
would you tie me up, start hitting me?
pin back my ears and I'll think it's gone wrong
then you blindfold and start beating me
oh I can hide all the little welts on my end
I can't dye all the little belts on my end
yes I'll just dry all the little welts on my end..
what do you do whan I'm spread on the rack?
(does it worry you to be so prone?)
how does it feel as the leather whip cracks.
cutting skin, and maybe break your bones
oh I can hide all the little welts on my end
I can't dye all the little belts on my end
yes I'll just dry all the little welts on my end..
do you bleed very bloody?
I just need stuff to catch blood
can you see anybody?
not till I clean up the blood
would you be pleased with a beating so light?
(yes, I'm certain that it would be very fine)
I will hit hard when I turn out the lights
(just beat yourself, and don't hit mine)
oh I can hide all the little welts on my end
I can't dye all the little belts on my end
yes I'll just dry all the little welts on my end..
do you bleed very bloody?
I just need stuff to catch blood
can you see anybody?
not till I clean up the blood
oh I can hide all the little welts on my end
I can't dye all the little belts on my end
yes I'll just dry all the little welts on my end..
yes I'll just hide all the little welts, all the little belts all the little yelps from my friends...
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