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Song Parodies -> "Seafood"

Original Song Title:

"Hey Jude"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Seafood"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

seafood, it don't taste bad...
put some sauce on, and it tases better
remember it's always good for your heart
some fish make you fart
and then you feel better..

seafood, served on a plate
you can have two, seabests and critters
the minute it crackles under the skin
open up, shove in,
that's one way to get 'er

and anytime you feel a pang,
seafood's a bang
they caught that small bass, but eat them older
and well you know you'll need your tools,
knife, fork, you fool,
and eat it real fast, or it gets cold there

seafood, won't let you down
you can order, from many borders
remember, some dishes will make you fart,
spead cheeks apart,
or you'll be wetter
so open up and shove it in,
seafood, begin,
you're waiting for someone who you'll eat with
and don't you know that it's just true,
it's good for you,
nutrition you need so you'll grow older
seafood, it don't taste bad...
put some sauce on, and it tases better
remember it's always good for your heart
some fish make you fart
and then you feel better..


better better better better better ahhhhhhhhhh
baaaaa baaa baaa baa baa baaa baaaasss
baa baa baa baaaaaaass seafood
baaaaa baaa baaa baa baa baaa baaaasss
baa baa baa baaaaaaass seafood
seafood, you eat with your cutie..

baaaaa baaa baaa baa baa baaa baaaasss
baa baa baa baaaaaaass seafood
seafood, it won't give you big booties
baaaaa baaa baaa baa baa baaa baaaasss
baa baa baa baaaaaaass
baaaaa baaa baaa baa baa baaa baaaasss
baa baa baa baaaaaaass

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Red Ant - July 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Nice job on a tough OS, Malcolm.
Adagio - July 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Good jof! Shouldn't that be 'glub, glub......'?

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