for the benefit of retro night,
we will wear our spandex tight, and we will be seen
the commodores will all be there,
with their fluffy afro hair, what a scene,
pudgy me, and women centre parted,
dance between a spark lamp with real fire..
in this way we will say it's still our world!!

the celebrated dancing craze
Manero, Tony will amaze and thus create
the rest of us will form a ring,
as Tony M just does his thing, is he great?
the promoters, writers tell us boomers,
our productio will be second to none
and of course, fat as a horse, we will waltz...
the show begins when we all sit
in spandex pants that do not fit and flab abounds
and all of us will not defy
that time has truly passed us by
now the letter "h" means preparation
a slathered time is medically needed for all
and tonight pants way too tight are making me ill...