If what Mel said drunk is true
since I am one-quarter Jew
then help me
understand
why he's like his dad before
and why now, forevermore
he'll talk
to the hand!

If I give my hand
to him
I must be sure
from the very start
that it
will leave him feeling grim.

If I trusted him
oy, please
then I should hide.
If I watched his films
oy, please
can't act so snide like him.

'Cause he couldn't stand the strain.
And I
am so glad apologies
are in vain.

So I hope he'll see
that we
no longer love him.
And that he
will cry
at what he seemed to do.

'Cause he couldn't stand the strain.
And I
am so glad apologies
are in vain.

So I hope he'll see
that we
no longer love him.
And that he
will cry
at what he seemed to do.
So, Mel, don't go blame the Jews!