-> "Tom Cruise"
Original Song Title:
"Sexy Sadie"
Parody Song Title:
"Tom Cruise"
Parody Written by:
Opposite Pull
The Lyrics
Tom Cruise where to begin, everyone thought of you as a fool
Everyone thought of you as a fool, Tom Cruise, ooh, where to begin
Tom Cruise why break the rules, you jump up on couch for all to see
You jump up on couch for all to see, Tom Cruise, ooh, why break the rules
The world was waiting for a weirdo to explain to everyone
He came along to talk about his religion to everyone, Tom Cruise, the gayest of them all
Tom Cruise, you think you know, the world just doesn't like you
The world just doesn't like you, Tom Cruise, you think you know
Tom Cruise, you'll come out yet, however straight you think you are
However straight you think you are, Tom Cruise, you come out yet
We bought tickets, just to watch your movies; just trying to act would change everything
Tom Cruise, he's the worst and the gayest of them all, ha, he made everyone think of him as a fool, Tom Cruise, Ha, however straight you think you are, Tom Cruise
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