-> "You Have Lupus, Let Me See"
Original Song Title:
"Memphis Tennessee"
Parody Song Title:
"You Have Lupus, Let Me See"
The Lyrics
blood test information
you have lupus, let me see,
why you're looking tawdry,
there it is, now, medically
your hands will soon get number,
and you will soon start to fall,
and you'll need to change your dressings,
for the cuts down near your b*lls
here is a prescription,
help you out here medically
you'll die a lonely death, my dear,
it's lupus don't you see
your bones are on the weak side
drink some milk out of the fridge
it will make you stronger, and
it helps your denture bridge
here's more information,
this is all now that we have
your liver will get smaller
and your kneecaps and yur calves
keep your lips apart
on this fact we all agree
or they will getr fused together,
it's lupus, don't you see?
the last time I saw this stuff,
my only patient dies
she had several lesions
on her sickly upper thighs
she was really not that old,
to die from this disease,
that's the information
you have lupus, don't you see?
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