It was a working day
On the long drive home
Wow, I hit the big one
In the road alone
All I need: a handy shovel
I've got one, my own.

Bunny pie, some may call me bit crazy
Wife can't cook cause she's lazy
I'll take you with this knife

Oh bunny pie, my starvation is tragic
We'll eat you, it's so magic
It's just the circle of life.

You'll become a legend on a dirty plate
And now the thought of eating you
Is making me feel so great

My bunny pie, you could feed my family
Though you might think I'm silly
You're the food of our lives
Bunny, get in my belly

God shines upon me this day
With this present
The best part: It did not cost a cent

Roadkill pie, I'm drivin' you to you're new home
where you'll be able to roam
In our stomachs tonight

Oh bunny pie, bunny pie