Song Parodies -> "Can't Find It Love"

Original Song Title:

"Can't Buy Me Love"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Can't Find It Love"

Parody Written by:

Garry Dorsey

The Lyrics

ann summers is a uk sex shop selling toys, underwear etc

2 weeks after my honeymoon my new wife said to me
she'd been talking to her friends and it seems that im lazy
so i asked her what she meant , heres what she said to me

theres this little thing she's got she says its like a snail
if i dont kiss it now and then my life is gonna be hell
so i tried for my bride but things didnt go that well

cant find it lo-ve im really nit sure its there
cant find it lo-ve now ive got a mouthfull of hair

tell me that you dont need this thing licked to keep you satisfied
tell me that you want my 10 inch **** to go inside your thighs
cos i dont want to ask my mummy,
i really cant find it love

cant find it lo-ve now my tongues gone soft
cant find it lo-ve cant we call the whole thing off

ill get you every little toy ann summers has to sell
cos its been over three months now and i still cant find your snail
please be kind, its like trying to find,
the bloody holy grail

cant find it lo-ve , cant find it lo-ve cant find it lo--ve

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