[ACT ONE]
[SCENE NINE]

{Setting: The backyard)

(Sue is leaning against his mother as she tends to his wounds)
(Jill uses a large machete to cut off the gauze, and kisses Sue)

JILL
"How's my big brave man today?"

SUE
"Ma I's fine. I's don't need any help"

(Jill looks hurt and picks up her stuff to head inside)

JILL
"If'n y'all don't want yer Ma ta help yeh, after I's rasied yeh from a little boy. Sacrificed muh life fer y'all. I'll just go then"

(Sue reaches for his mom)

SUE
"Wait Ma! I didn' mean dat. Sorry!"

(Jill rushes back and puts her arms around her son's neck)

JILL
"Now that's muh boy, how's yer leg doing?"

SUE
"It's doing much better, ma"

JILL
"I know what will make y'all feel better"

(Jill goes inside and comes back out with two bottles of Jack Daniels)
(Jill dims the lights outside the trailer, and puts on some Willie Nelson music)
(Jill then tosses Sue a bottle and leans against him)

JILL
"Now lets see that bruise"

(Jill reaches for Sue's belt)

SUE
"Woah! Woah! Woah! Wait!!!"

"Mother My Dear"
By John A. Barry

(SUE)
Mother, my dear, though we spend our lays in fornication,
Cease
The member squeeze. Sister's my love.
No jealousy! Mother my dear.

Oh, to wed, shtup that little girl and have a son.
We might find fellow's a little nitwit.
Whelp, she yelps; do me, sis; I do not want that hound, Blue.
Thrill me, girl!

Take backwoods look around you;
See dad's wood wants your mound, too. Flee
And come to me, your sweet brother,
Thrill me, girl.

Got my gland out; won't mill it, girl. Why does she run
To behind the stealth of a big thicket?
Melds herself to the mons of mom; dad's gettin' down too,
With the girls.

Father, my dear, may I join this family congregation,
Please?
Treat wood of me, sis, dad, and mom!
Don't forswear me. Ménage, my dears?