[ACT TWO]
[SCENE TWO]

{Setting: Inside Homer's}

(Bubba is still moping about work)

BUBBA
"I can't believe that bastard went n' fired me! ME! Over Chet! I was working there for 20 years!"

HOMER
"Shit happens"

BUBBA
"You're the least caring bartender around. What's wrong ole buddy?"

HOMER
"I'm sorry Bubba, it's just that I got a call from Mayor Al about toning down the violence in my bar. Now how am I supposed to do that? When people get pissed, I can't stop them!"

(George and Paul enter, and sit around Bubba)
(Paul throws his arm around Bubba)
(George holds up two fingers getting a couple of beers)

PAUL
"Man, I heard about, you're like job problem, man"

(George nods and pats Bubba on the back)

PAUL
"And George told me that we might be able to help some cool cat out with some money problems"

BUBBA (looking up)
"How?"

PAUL
"We can offer you a job selling certain products"

(George makes the money sign with his fingers)

BUBBA
"What kind of stuff?"

PAUL
"You know Like "Stuff""

BUBBA
"Oh what the hell it's a job, I'll take it"

(The door to the bar opens and CHET walks in)

CHET
"Well if it isn't Bubba, how's is the unemployment line treating ya?"

BUBBA
"How is time with yer buddy, Old Slowpoke, on Brokeback Mountain?"

CHET
"A gay joke?"

BUBBA
"I just work off of what you give me, besides I do have a job now. I work for these guys"

"Hippies"
By Matthias

(CHET)
Have you seen those worthless hippies?
Stoned and like to flirt
And of all those stoner hippies
Hendrix is the worst
Never wearing shirts
Even Wo-Men

Have you seen those vigor hippies?
At Motown concerts
You will find the vigor hippies
Flirting as perverts
Never wear clean skirts
To bang around in

"Love! Peace!" Cries just means more sacking
They don't care about all the sound
Tossed their signs aside it's stacking
They achieve d*mn good relaxing

Dairy Farms there's lots of hippies with their hippie wives
Popping LSD for dinner maybe with some chives
Touching dorks all night completely naked