[ACT THREE]
[SCENE FOUR]

{Setting: Mother Nature's Ass Federal Prison}

(The guards come by and grab Johnny and Chet pulling them back to their cell)

JOHNNY
"Now that you meet the gang what do you think?"

CHET
"I think we need to escape, there's no reason for a couple upstanding guys to be locked behind bars"

JOHNNY
"Welcome to life kid, I've learned to accept it"

CHET
"Accept it?! Accept it?!"

JOHNNY
"You're only in here for a month kid, make the most of it"

CHET
"I need to get a job to pay for my legal fees as soon as I get out"

JOHNNY
"Exactly, so for now enjoy the free room and board"

(The same duo of cops arrive dragging a man laughing his head off behind them)
(They toss the man inside and he collapses onto a cot laughing)
(Chet and Johnny look at the laughing man)
(It's Slowpoke)

CHET
Slowpoke, what the hell did you do? How did you get in here?!

SLOWPOKE
"This sh*t is bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S!!!"

JOHNNY
"I think he lost it"

CHET
"This is the man I used to work for. There has to be some explanation behind this"

SLOWPOKE
"One ring to rule them all, one right to bind them! YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH! Use the force Luke!"

CHET
"Slowpoke, Slowpoke What did you do?"

"Dumb, Dumb, Dumb Crime"
By Matthias

(SLOWPOKE)
Just did a dumb, dumb, dumb crime
Wasn't clever, defrost you
Due to Huffed glue

I'll spend a long, long, long time
Inside this prison getting pound, screwed
Getting Shoved, brutes

Worship the Spears, not just jerking
Not many beers, I'm just crazy Who-Ho!

Come set me free dude, Please dude
Hick's pleasure to rape too
Now I Want out!
No, I Need out!
You know that I need out!

Bubba's Love, Ewww