When you find you're having sinus trouble
Blame it on the histamines
These things are what give us allergies

Allergens cause their secretion
By reacting with antibodies
Leading to the sniffles - allergies

Allergies, to the weeds,
And the seeds in the breeze
Make me want to whimper - allergies

With so many congested people
There's a booming industry
Helping to combat the allergies

I'm told to ask if Zyrtec
Is the pill that's gonna work for me
Doctor should I chance it? Tell me please

Allergies, make me sneeze
Make me wheeze, hard to breathe
Yeah there are zero fans of allergies
Allergies, to the trees
To the bees, to berries
Sick of this affliction - allergies

Allergies, annoy me
Will they please, cease to be
Self-inflicted illness - allergies

But when I'm by that Howie
Who is still averse to showering
I am grateful for the allergies

But eighty nine times out of ninety
Allergies are frustrating
Need to just get rid of allergies

Allergies, make me sneeze
Make me wheeze, hard to breathe
Yeah there are zero fans of allergies
Allergies, to the trees
To the bees, to berries
Sick of this affliction - allergies