-> "CK: Matthias"
Original Song Title:
"Good Night"
Parody Song Title:
"CK: Matthias"
The Lyrics
[ACT THREE]
[SCENE ELEVEN]
{Setting: Bubba's House, Night}
BUBBA
"I's GOT IT!!!"
(Jill shrieks and falls out of bed)
JILL
"Unless you got the cure for cancer, what the hell was the point of that?!"
BUBBA
"No, I's got something better! I's got a way to make a ton of money! I's no longer need a job!"
JILL
"What?"
BUBBA
"Y'all see in due time! Where's that lazyass son o' mine?"
JILL
"Asleep, like you should be. It's 3 in the morning"
BUBBA
"No time sugarplum!"
(Bubba runs to Sue's room, and shakes his son)
SUE
"What is it pah?"
BUBBA
"I need y'all to help me get filthy rich!"
SUE
"Huh?"
(Bubba throws Sue over his shoulder and runs out to the toolshed)
SUE
"Now what is this all about Pah?"
BUBBA
"We're going to make something to make us get filthy rich?"
SUE
"Not this wine scheme again is it?"
"Moonshine"
By Matthias
(Bubba)
No more wine, I make moonshine
(Moonshine, Full Stein)
Now, my son, we might get fined
(Moonshine, Steep Fine)
Drink for brink of green
Drink they'll drink, no brew
Close the blinds, and we'll design
(Moonshine, Grape kind)
Now the "Moon" begins to "Shine"
(Moonshine, Flask nine)
Drink they'll drink then pee
Drink they'll drink then spew
Now my son, take taste. You like?
(Moonshine, Tastes right?)
Seems my son has lost his lights
(Moonshine, Sleep "tight")
Drink more drinks from me
Drink more drinks a slew
(Whispers)
Moonshine, moonshine
Redneck Buddies
Redneck buddies got it here
Moonshine
{Setting: Mother Nature's Ass, One year later}
(Justin and Sadie arrive in Justin's SUV)
(Sadie exits hold a baby)
(Justin takes her hand and walks with her to the large brewery in the middle of Mother Nature's Ass)
(Bubba exists wearing a tuxedo and bear hugs Justin, and Sadie)
BUBBA
"So glad y'all could make it. Y'all want the grand tour"
(Justin is speechless he nods)
SADIE
"Well, we got the golden ticket let's check this place out"
(Bubba ushers them in with a wave of his arm)
END
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