Song Parodies -> "Tom Cruise's Wedding"

Original Song Title:

"A Day in the Life"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Tom Cruise's Wedding"

Parody Written by:

McMSG

The Lyrics

I watched the news today, oh boy
About idiot man's wedding day
It was Tom Cruise; Ron Hubbard's man
Well, it was on each channel and
They showed the photographs and
He took his mind out in Rogers
He didn't notice Oprah's couch was stained
Now crowds of people sit and stare
They've seen his face before
Nobody was even sure that it was gotta be woman

Hated his films before, oh boy
Now singing Tom boy had to be a whore
The crowds of people thought he's gay
But wedding's hyped with looks
No one read a book

I'd love to turn it off

Woke up
Fell out of bed
Dragged the Cruise wedding all to heck
And some TV shows were interupt
Looking up, I know that some were late
Lost all hope with the media rats
Hate the BS
About TomKat
Scientology is about a bloke
Ron Hubbard, who made up all on scene

I watched the news today, oh boy
4,000 soilders dead by Iraq terror
And though the soilders gave it all
They couldn't count them all
I guess we'll never know until we take them all out of Iraq
I'd love to turn it off

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Yoidy - November 20, 2006 - Report this comment

In Tom Cruise's words, "Why'd you do that? Look at me, look at me, Why'd you do that? You're rude!" 555

Michael Pacholek - November 20, 2006 - Report this comment

Hey Tom, if Scientology made you so smart -- if the New Jersey Public Schools had any effect, it's long since worn off -- how come you're more interested in promoting yourself and what's-her-name... oh yeah, Katie -- than in solving the world's problems? Anyway, McMSG, you've already contributed more to the world than Thomas Mapother Rogers Kidman Cruz Holmes has.

Andria - September 25, 2007 - Report this comment

Did all of you in AmIRightLand know that Scientology is illegal in Germany because that country's government considers Ron Hubbard's stupid creation a commercial enterprise and not a legitimate church? I think that Scientology, Kabbalah, the Jehovah's Witnesses, the LDS/Morman church and all fundamentalist Judeo-Christian-Islamic sects should be outlawed by good ole Uncle Sam to protect those who are gullible enough to get sucked in. By the way, I hate Hollywood and everything connected to it, and here are 555 angry paparazzi for you.

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