Black bird's crispy as we take a bite
Breaking turkey wings, they're freaking dry
Blame my wife
Only good for mating, she don't know it, then she whines

Black bird stinking up the tableside
Takes the drunken guys to say something
"Thish bird bitesh"
This Thanksgiving's rating, is a torment, below three

Black Bird's dry
Black Bird's fried
Crack open Sprite, for the dark black fright

Black Bird, oy
Black Bird's ploy
Acting polite we remark, "Delight"

(Sound of forks, and knives clinking)

Black bird's clinging onto my insides
Toss these turkey wings for pizza pie
All is strife
I was really hating to present this to my wife
She's charcoal creating at this event in my life
Guess this means no mating but it means no dented knife