Song Parodies -> "Brother John Kerry"

Original Song Title:

"Eleanor Rigby"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Brother John Kerry"

Parody Written by:

JeffSarkisian

The Lyrics

We have spaghetti, all and significating rifle field.

I shook at all the boney people
I shook at all the boney people

Brother John Kerry
Mix up the mice, shatter birch, war a Redding has-been
Slivers a scream
Takes up to meadow
Wearing some mace that Dad beeped from a bar and a whore
Jew is forlorn

Haul the boney people
Well dude, you're in Bumf*k
Haul the boney people
Well dude, you will be hung

Father Dick Cheney
Slighting some turds for the Birdman that no one can hear
He has a beard
Look at him snoring
Eating his socks in the night where his nose was not there
Is he with Cher?

Haul the boney people
Well dude, you're in Bumf*k
Haul the boney people
Well dude, you will be hung

I shook at all the boney people
I shook at all the boney people

Brother John Kerry
Lied to a birch and was eaten in an Xbox game
Joan Rivers sang
Father Dick Cheney
Sleeping with Drew from Rugrats as he watches the rain
Joan River's brian

Haul the boney people
Well dude, you're in Bumf*k
Haul the boney people
Well dude, you will be hung

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Michael Pacholek - January 05, 2007 - Report this comment

What the hell are you talking about? Is this a swipe at Kerry? At Cheney? At both? And since you mentioned Cher, you DO know that hers real name is Cherilyn Lapierre Sarkisian, don't you?

Haelmic Hollekpac - January 05, 2007 - Report this comment

He thinks that's what it says, but he won't know for sure until he hears it on a Maxell tape.

Steve K. - January 05, 2007 - Report this comment

"Father" Dick Cheney as a priest? Now THAT is an interesting thought, even for a right wingnut like me. So Jeff, are you related to the above mentioned Cherilyn Lapierre Sarkisian Bono Allman? To follow up Mike's question, you DO know that her late (first) husband was Salvatore "Sonny" Bono, and NOT Paul "Bono" Hewson of U2?

MasonR - January 06, 2007 - Report this comment

I get it. It's like "No soap--radio"

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