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Song Parodies -> "Copping A Feel On Heather"
Original Song Title:
"Strawberry Fields Forever"
Original Performer:
The Beatles
Parody Song Title:
"Copping A Feel On Heather"
Parody Written by:
Tommy Turtle
The Lyrics
This spin-off of "Goose Her On The Sly In Thigh Mound" was suggested by Red Ant in his comments there. Great idea -- DKTOS too well, so had to risk working from this Website OS lyric. Hope the result is worthy of the suggestion.
Let me take dress down, 'cause I'm trying to
Cop me a feel
But -- are they real?
If I could get her bra unsnapped...
Copping a feel on Heather
Kissing her freely with eyes closed;
In Braille I'm handling all I see
It's getting hard 'cause she's so hot that it might pop out,
Hope doesn't splatter much on me
Let me slip this down, 'cause I'm wanting to...
Cop me a feel
See if they're real
If I could get her boobies out...
Copping a feel on Heather
I'd love to nest up in her tree;
I'd like to feel her high or low
That is, I can't, you know, zoom in, 'cause it's so tight
(That is, the dress in which she's clad!)
Let me slide hand down, 'cause I'm itching to
Cop me a feel
They can't be real
So pert and proud, and how they pout
Copping a feel on Heather
Always, no sometimes, think it's she,
But you know, it's usually wet dream
I think her "No", it means a "Yes", but I'm all wrong
How much I wish that she'd agree
Fin'lly got it down, and I'm going to
Cop me a feel
Yowzah! They're real!!
And is she ever hung a lot!!!
Copping a feel on Heather
Copping a feel on Heather
Copping a feel on Heather
Cop me a feel
But -- are they real?
If I could get her bra unsnapped...
Copping a feel on Heather
Kissing her freely with eyes closed;
In Braille I'm handling all I see
It's getting hard 'cause she's so hot that it might pop out,
Hope doesn't splatter much on me
Let me slip this down, 'cause I'm wanting to...
Cop me a feel
See if they're real
If I could get her boobies out...
Copping a feel on Heather
I'd love to nest up in her tree;
I'd like to feel her high or low
That is, I can't, you know, zoom in, 'cause it's so tight
(That is, the dress in which she's clad!)
Let me slide hand down, 'cause I'm itching to
Cop me a feel
They can't be real
So pert and proud, and how they pout
Copping a feel on Heather
Always, no sometimes, think it's she,
But you know, it's usually wet dream
I think her "No", it means a "Yes", but I'm all wrong
How much I wish that she'd agree
Fin'lly got it down, and I'm going to
Cop me a feel
Yowzah! They're real!!
And is she ever hung a lot!!!
Copping a feel on Heather
Copping a feel on Heather
Copping a feel on Heather
© 2007 Tommy Turtle.
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Wow, Heather must have been one "Hottie Rack...oon"
ah, the thrill of conquest..5s
Love the Hope doesn't splatter much line -- cracks me up. Or should I say, feels me up. 555!
This parody ain't no bust. 555
Congrats on squeezing this one past the censor, TT ;-)
Heather sounds more like a Heathen...good job
Matthias, yeah, the going was a bit Rocky, but she was... thanks!
alvin rhodes, thanks... Yoidy :) thanks... Rex and AFW, good ones... thanks
Phil Alexander: Do you think it might have helped any that the idea came from one of the censor's henchmen/editors?? ... thanks :)
Red Ant, if/when you see this: When you gave me the idea, I DK that the name "Heather" had any significance other than as an approximate rhyme switch for "Forever"... I don't follow celebs' personal lives, which probably limits parodying somewhat -- I just write about what (little) I know about. So, Michael Pacholek's spin on this today is more topical and probably more what you had in mind, but I still had fun writing it... the switches were few and easy, which is the mark of a really good idea. Thanks, Jack :)
alvin rhodes, thanks... Yoidy :) thanks... Rex and AFW, good ones... thanks
Phil Alexander: Do you think it might have helped any that the idea came from one of the censor's henchmen/editors?? ... thanks :)
Red Ant, if/when you see this: When you gave me the idea, I DK that the name "Heather" had any significance other than as an approximate rhyme switch for "Forever"... I don't follow celebs' personal lives, which probably limits parodying somewhat -- I just write about what (little) I know about. So, Michael Pacholek's spin on this today is more topical and probably more what you had in mind, but I still had fun writing it... the switches were few and easy, which is the mark of a really good idea. Thanks, Jack :)
I haven't read MP's parody yet, but this is what I had in mind, heh heh. I don't follow celeb stuff much either, and didn't realize until Spaff's "Heather Mills" that Heather was anything but a convenient rhyme here. I've had this title in my head for well over a year, I just never got around to making anything of it.
As for the opening comment and pacing this from a lyrics site: You did great here; the parody scanned perfectly.
I don't preview/approve/reject parodies, but this one is within the guidelines, BARE-ly (though perhaps below her, er, the belt).
As the old saying goes, don't sweat the petty things, pet the sweaty things. 5s.
As for the opening comment and pacing this from a lyrics site: You did great here; the parody scanned perfectly.
I don't preview/approve/reject parodies, but this one is within the guidelines, BARE-ly (though perhaps below her, er, the belt).
As the old saying goes, don't sweat the petty things, pet the sweaty things. 5s.
Oh my! I can't believe I missed this the first day up! I agree with Yoidy! That line had me LMAO.
After reading Michael's I thought this couldn't possibly beat it, but it's every bit as good! :-)
PMS, thanks... Meriadoc, thanks.
Red Ant: Thanks. (BARE-ly) :)... Anatomy lesson: This parody is above her belt. "Goose Her On The Sly In Thigh Mound" was about those lovely sweaty things below the belt. For further information, get a copy of Penthouse. ;-)
(Rare) serious note: I'm grateful for CensorGuy's latitude over the past year. I do try to use euphemisms, innuendo, and double entendre rather than explicit or obscene terminology, so that any meaning is in the mind of the reader.
Red Ant: Thanks. (BARE-ly) :)... Anatomy lesson: This parody is above her belt. "Goose Her On The Sly In Thigh Mound" was about those lovely sweaty things below the belt. For further information, get a copy of Penthouse. ;-)
(Rare) serious note: I'm grateful for CensorGuy's latitude over the past year. I do try to use euphemisms, innuendo, and double entendre rather than explicit or obscene terminology, so that any meaning is in the mind of the reader.
ohhh-kay... I'm gonna leave now, 'cause I'm feeling a little bit like a peeping tom - but not before I give this parody a 555!
Wendy Christopher: You know about my prison record ??? [1]
(heh!) Hey, *feel* free (others, I charge ;) to watch -- in fact, how about a threesome? (Will *not* plug parody by that name.) ... Thanks for taking time to read and /vc these "oldies"!
[1] "Peeping Tom": http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/littleanthonyandtheimperials0.shtml
(heh!) Hey, *feel* free (others, I charge ;) to watch -- in fact, how about a threesome? (Will *not* plug parody by that name.) ... Thanks for taking time to read and /vc these "oldies"!
[1] "Peeping Tom": http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/littleanthonyandtheimperials0.shtml
I've been reading some of your more politically correct parodies, and the question strikes me: Did you ask Heather first? She's not sleeping, or unconscious, or DEAD is she?
Glen S: Of course not! What kind of a perv do you think I am, anyway? (DON"T ANSWER THAT! xD )
"I think her "No", it means a "Yes", but I'm all wrong
"How much I wish that she'd agree"
Were you never a teen-ager? Greco-Drunken wrestling, in the back seat? (sigh -- mammaries -- I mean, memories... of the way we were.... ) anyway, " I wish that she'd agree" still keeps this consensual. Thanks for v/c, and remember: This is all fiction. *Especially* the ones about sheep (who always do consent, which is why they're -- n/m. ;).
Anyway, please don't take this sub-genre literally. Political/social/economic critique, yes -- *very* serious. The rest - relax and enjoy. :)
"I think her "No", it means a "Yes", but I'm all wrong
"How much I wish that she'd agree"
Were you never a teen-ager? Greco-Drunken wrestling, in the back seat? (sigh -- mammaries -- I mean, memories... of the way we were.... ) anyway, " I wish that she'd agree" still keeps this consensual. Thanks for v/c, and remember: This is all fiction. *Especially* the ones about sheep (who always do consent, which is why they're -- n/m. ;).
Anyway, please don't take this sub-genre literally. Political/social/economic critique, yes -- *very* serious. The rest - relax and enjoy. :)
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