You could do much better with your high IQ
Why you should mock everything that I do
And you do, hey, hey, hey, and you do

Whoa, woah,
I hope you realize all your dreams to be
Things have never happened for me.
Look at me, look at me!

Why when you tell me that I mock you, oh,
I've gotta say you've mocked me too, boo, hoo, hoo, hoo, oh,
And when you read these words of mine,
You'll wanna say {blank} {blank} {blank} too.

So, oh,
You should have realized a lot of things ignored
If you've read this far, you've got to be real bored

Are you bored?
Eh? Eh? EH?
Are you bored?

Whoa, whoa
I never took offense with my PHD*
Got a make it happen degree

I concede, I concede

And when I tell you that I love you, oh
You'll maybe say you love me too, oh
And if I ask you to define,
You'll wanna say {blank} {blank} {blank} too,

{blank} {blank} {blank} too
{blank} {blank} {blank} too


* Post Hole Digger