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Song Parodies -> "Help Me, Rhonda"

Original Song Title:

"Help"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Help Me, Rhonda"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

help...i need some coddlin'
help...cause i've been so maudlin
help...you know i've lost someone
help

i'm in a slump here, i was dumped an awful way
i really need a dame here just to help me through the day
you know my flame is gone, my sickened heart ain't cured
you're so kind to ease my mind, through what it has endured

help me if you can...i've been let down
and i hope you'll compensate by bein' 'round
help me till my sanity's been found
rhonda, please...please, help me

and now my love life's changed, i'm wholly in a daze
i was dependent on her fascinatin' ways
i find i'm wearin' thin...my agony is pure
i know that i...can't change her mind
the way i have before

help me if you can...my girl left town
and i really cannot wait to fool around
help me fill a need, so i'll rebound
rhonda, please...please, help me

when i was coupled, i had lovingly obeyed
i never needed anybody else to romp and play
but now that gal is gone...i find i'm less demure
you're assigned...to act as mine, so that i'm not ignored

help me if you can...don't let me down
cause i nearly feel OK, when you're around
help me, cause my need is so profound
rhonda, please...please, help me
help me...help me....oh


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Michael E Cormier - January 24, 2007 - Report this comment
Nice switchover of songs, Alvin. Good work. 555
Michael Pacholek - January 24, 2007 - Report this comment
I love merged parodies. Here's a five from deep in my (rubber) soul.
Ann Hammond - January 24, 2007 - Report this comment
Help... cause my gut is aching
alvin rhodes - January 24, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks michael michael and ann
PMS - January 24, 2007 - Report this comment
I can't help but to give you fives
AFW - January 24, 2007 - Report this comment
Real good mixy matchy
Tommy Turtle - January 24, 2007 - Report this comment
If yer smoochin's as good as yer smooshin', Rhonda is a very lucky gal. 555
Yoidy - January 24, 2007 - Report this comment
Good musical takeover! 555
Spoof-Man - January 24, 2007 - Report this comment
Yes I'll argre with Yoidy on this one Good musical takeover! 555
Red Ant - January 24, 2007 - Report this comment
It must be mash-up day on AmiRight. I don't remember "Help Me Rhonda" that well, but this was still quite good.
Agrimorfee - January 25, 2007 - Report this comment
I dunno...it's well-written, but not "Rhonda" enough for me to say it was a great mashup. I'll refrain from voting.
alvin rhodes - January 25, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks PMS AFW tommy yoidy spoof-man red ant and agrimorfee
Meriadoc - January 25, 2007 - Report this comment
Great job Alvin, except you missed that first line about 'owls blowing in my bed'.... ;-D

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