-> "Help Me, Rhonda"
Original Song Title:
"Help"
Parody Song Title:
"Help Me, Rhonda"
The Lyrics
help...i need some coddlin'
help...cause i've been so maudlin
help...you know i've lost someone
help
i'm in a slump here, i was dumped an awful way
i really need a dame here just to help me through the day
you know my flame is gone, my sickened heart ain't cured
you're so kind to ease my mind, through what it has endured
help me if you can...i've been let down
and i hope you'll compensate by bein' 'round
help me till my sanity's been found
rhonda, please...please, help me
and now my love life's changed, i'm wholly in a daze
i was dependent on her fascinatin' ways
i find i'm wearin' thin...my agony is pure
i know that i...can't change her mind
the way i have before
help me if you can...my girl left town
and i really cannot wait to fool around
help me fill a need, so i'll rebound
rhonda, please...please, help me
when i was coupled, i had lovingly obeyed
i never needed anybody else to romp and play
but now that gal is gone...i find i'm less demure
you're assigned...to act as mine, so that i'm not ignored
help me if you can...don't let me down
cause i nearly feel OK, when you're around
help me, cause my need is so profound
rhonda, please...please, help me
help me...help me....oh
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