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Song Parodies -> "Baby is Blitzed"

Original Song Title:

"Baby's in Black"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Baby is Blitzed"

Parody Written by:

MasonR

The Lyrics

Oh dear, what can I do?
Baby is blitzed, so I'm drinking too
Tell me oh, what can I do

She had a beer
And then she went and drank six
If I drank six, I'd be sick
It's a bad mix

More booze? What shall I do?
She's drinking gin
Guess I'll drink one, too
Like a fool, I'll drink one, too

I think I'm done
But she wants whiskey, no ice
Although this will not end nice
I ordered twice

Oh, how long will it take
'Till I feel the effect of the booze?
Dear, what can I do?
Baby is blitzed, so I'm drinking too
Baby oh, I'm drinking too

Oh dear, what can I do?
Baby's passed out and I'm dizzy, too
Tell me oh, what can I do?
Parody by Mason "lost weekend" Resnick

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John Barry - February 14, 2007 - Report this comment
To borrow from Joseph Fiennes in "Shakespeare in Love": good title.
alvin rhodes - February 14, 2007 - Report this comment
boozy woozy fun
2Eagle - February 14, 2007 - Report this comment
Baby's been blitzed made me think of baby's been Bris'ed.
MasonR - February 15, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks John, Alvin and 2Eagle!

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