Great Adventure,
What have you done?
You made me puke and called it fun
On rides that make me want to run
Great Adventure
Oh, what have you done?

Great Adventure,
On Kingda Ka
I tossed my lunch for all to see
I turned quite green as folks yelled "wheee!"
Great Adventure
Oh, what have you done?

One sunny day, I flashed my hash upon El Toro
I hate to say, but Nitro made me brack
Great Adventure, for sixty bucks a day

Great Adventure,
I blew my beets
I chunderspewed on Medusa
I hurled my pride on Batman's Ride
Great Adventure
Oooh, see breakfast fly

Great Adventure,
My chortle chunks
All landed on the Scream Machine
The Twister? Harfed and made a scene
Great Adventure,
Oooh, there goes my lunch

I gave you everything I own just to pay for a ticket
Then I power chucked on the Log Flume
Great Adventure, you made me spew my soup

Regurgitation on your rides

I bailed the rail on Kingda Ka