here come old Justin, he start way too slowly,
they threw water bottles, then we move to rollers,
we got Rush, Sass, as first three,
first half can't see nothin on the big wide screens

hey burton Cummings, and old Randy bachman
they do several numbers, as they build excitement
then we say ac and then d.c.
stole the headline action, at this show there with ease
sung together, right now .. oh puh-lease

a big production, they said half a million,
people watchin several wankers singin
we got WHO sayin there's no SARS zones
finish off the night with Justin, singin some Stones
sung together, right now.. oh puh-lease

we got hot and roasted watchin,
with our eyeballs, we got melanomas
in the future we'll be catchin,
I know truth, truth knows me
rather be at home to watch the show on t.v.
sung together, right now oh puh-lease