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Song Parodies -> "lard based sites"
Original Song Title:
"A Hard Day's Night"
Original Performer:
The Beatles
Parody Song Title:
"lard based sites"
Parody Written by:
Alvin Rhodes
The Lyrics
i visit lard based sites
and i've been lookin'...at those dogs
i visit lard based sites
i sure like peepin'...at those hogs
i've got a new point of view
i find that slim doesn't do
rolls make me feel alright
they're showin' unsmall dames
about three-twenty...is what i think
and i'm mirthful just to watch them sway
the way they shimmy everything
those wider girls make me moan
i've given up skin and bones
you know i need more dame
when there's bones
everything seems too darn light
when there's bones
feelin' them makes me uptight
diet ?.....PFFFFFFFTTTTTTTT !
i visit lard based sites
and i've been lookin'...at those dogs
i visit lard based sites
i sure like peepin'...at those hogs
i love this overweight crew
and all the things that they do
rolls make me feel alright
(obese go-go dancers shake it during the guitar solo)
when wider girth's bein' shown
i find my cool bein' blown
you know i need more dame
you know i need unlight
you know i need unlight
and i've been lookin'...at those dogs
i visit lard based sites
i sure like peepin'...at those hogs
i've got a new point of view
i find that slim doesn't do
rolls make me feel alright
they're showin' unsmall dames
about three-twenty...is what i think
and i'm mirthful just to watch them sway
the way they shimmy everything
those wider girls make me moan
i've given up skin and bones
you know i need more dame
when there's bones
everything seems too darn light
when there's bones
feelin' them makes me uptight
diet ?.....PFFFFFFFTTTTTTTT !
i visit lard based sites
and i've been lookin'...at those dogs
i visit lard based sites
i sure like peepin'...at those hogs
i love this overweight crew
and all the things that they do
rolls make me feel alright
(obese go-go dancers shake it during the guitar solo)
when wider girth's bein' shown
i find my cool bein' blown
you know i need more dame
you know i need unlight
you know i need unlight
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L[arding]OL.
Do them young folks still use that term "phat" for something that's cool? Well, if so, then this is definitely a "phat" parody piece...lol...5's ~ ~ ~ Geez, this new 'Security Code' thingee plays Hell with my dyslexia...I really have to focus to make sure I type the characters in the correct order...what happens if I screw up?
That was awesome!
thanks john paul (it just lets you do it again)
and jack
This may be fat, but it still fits the other song, perfectly...and phits my philosophy..I think bigger is better, too....great job.
thanks AFW
I sang
You hit the fats to the max!! 555
Alright alvin, big parody :)
Tons of fun to read
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