It's been a hard day's shite,
and I've been straining on the bog,
It's been a hard day's shite,
I'm tryna lay a massive log,
but when I'm following through
and finally do a poo,
you know it smells like shite.

You know I push all day
To get this crap right out my arse
And it's worth it just to hear the way
It hits the bottom with a big splash
That why I have to moan,
sitting here on the throne
tryna do a big shite

In the bowl, everything seems to be white
In the bowl, until I fill it with shite, shite yeah!!

It's been a hard day's shite,
and I've been straining on the bog,
It's been a hard day's shite,
I'm tryna lay a massive log,
but when I'm following through
and finally do a poo,
you know it smells like shite.