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Song Parodies -> "Because ( Pedophile's Song )"

Original Song Title:

"Because"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Because ( Pedophile's Song )"

Parody Written by:

Max Power

The Lyrics

Bastardization of a song by The Beatles. NAMBLA would love this, lol.
Because they're very small it turns me on
Because they're very small...waaaaahhhhhh

Because I just got cuffed I lost my mind
Because I just got cuffed......waaaaaaahhhh

Love is small, love is young
Love is small, love is sung

Because bubba is rough, I turned emo
Because bubba is rough.......waaaaaaahhhh

Waaaahhhhhhhhhh....
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Pacing: 3.3
How Funny: 3.1
Overall Rating: 3.0
Total Votes: 29

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Agrimorfee - May 07, 2007 - Report this comment
Max, Max, Max, Max....(shakes head in disbelief)...you should be ashamed of yourself.
Mr. Critic - May 07, 2007 - Report this comment
I agree with you Agrimorfee. This is a disgrace coming from you Max. I expected much better. You should hang your head in shame.
the real Mr. Critic - May 07, 2007 - Report this comment
Hmmm...interesting comment above, considering I never wrote it.
Critic - May 07, 2007 - Report this comment
I didn't write it either.
Elgin E. Suiter - May 07, 2007 - Report this comment
This parody is about as amusing as a train wreck. The writer(s) now suggests that someone else wrote the comments. This only shows how disingenuous the author(s) can be...
Other Critic - May 07, 2007 - Report this comment
Looks like someone's been visiting Play Toy Magazine...
Max Power - May 08, 2007 - Report this comment
That wasn't me idiot.
Mr. Critic (the real one) - May 08, 2007 - Report this comment
I dunno...it was way too short. Not that I know the OS anyway.

By the way, I'm the one who wrote the comment as "The Real Mr. Critic" yesterday.
Max Power - May 08, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, btw this one's written on point of view of a pedophile with it ending with getting book in prison as bubba reference was made. Just something I whipped up in 2 minutes when I was submitting an Antartica song.

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