Ah, look at all the lonely players.
Ah, look at all the lonely players.

Alex Rodriguez
picks up the girl who had posed in Playboy magazine.
Lives in a dream.
Goes to the strip club
across the border of Canada, Ontario.
Why did he go?

All the lonely players.
What goes on in their heads?
All the lonely players.
Have they gone off their meds?

Manny Ramirez
heading inside the scoreboard while the game's going on.
Something is wrong.
Look at him lurking
pulls up his fly as he walks out scoreboard's old door.
What was it for?

All the lonely players.
What goes on in their heads?
All the lonely players.
Have they gone off their meds?

Ah, look at all the lonely players.
Ah, look at all the lonely players.

Alex Rodriguez
hits a home run in the ninth in the rain at Fenway.
Ball flies away.
Manny Ramirez
watches it sail in the seats with a visage so grave.
Game he can't save.

All the lonely players.
(Ah, look at all the lonely players.)
What goes on in their heads.
All the lonely players.
(Ah, look at all the lonely players.)
Have they gone off their meds?