Well I drank a few too many sodas
My bladder grabs ahold of me
Get me to the restroom, I gotta pee

Can't hold it in much longer
Mother Nature's callin' me
Get me to the bathroom, I gotta pee

Gotta pee, gotta pee, gotta pee, I gotta pee
Can't hold it in much longer, gotta pee

I finally found the bathroom and
What on earth do I see
A line three miles long, gotta pee

I hope these people hurry up
My weenie needs to be let free
Gotta drain my lizard, gotta pee

Gotta pee, gotta pee, gotta pee, I gotta pee
Can't hold it in much longer, gotta pee

You know I'm getting desperate
There's a fire deep inside of me
Think I might explode if I don't pee

I look around and to my luck
I see a big ol maple tree
Hide myself behind it, gonna pee

Gotta pee, gotta pee, gotta pee, I gotta pee
Can't hold it in much longer, gotta pee