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Song Parodies -> "C.S.I"
Original Song Title:
"Yesterday"
Original Performer:
The Beatles
Parody Song Title:
"C.S.I"
Parody Written by:
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd
The Lyrics
Had Johnny Cash parodies been my thing this one would have been called "Grissom Prison Blues" instead. :-)
C.S.I
Crime scene techies that are asking why
How, when, where and who's the guilty guy
They get their man, they're C.S.I
Murder One
They'll retrace the car and smoking gun
They will get you even if you're nun
Then you'll do time, for murder one
Won't get fooled you know, every baddie's going down
If you do the crime, you'll do time, in Vegas town
Five to life
Is the normal sentence for a wife
If her husband died by fork or knife
No less none get, than five to life
Why bad guys go down? Let me count the many ways
Numb, blind, arrogant, but in jail they have to stay
Day in court
You will get, but it is likely short
Then it's slammertime for you old sport
Your last day out's your day in court
Crime scene techies that are asking why
How, when, where and who's the guilty guy
They get their man, they're C.S.I
Murder One
They'll retrace the car and smoking gun
They will get you even if you're nun
Then you'll do time, for murder one
Won't get fooled you know, every baddie's going down
If you do the crime, you'll do time, in Vegas town
Five to life
Is the normal sentence for a wife
If her husband died by fork or knife
No less none get, than five to life
Why bad guys go down? Let me count the many ways
Numb, blind, arrogant, but in jail they have to stay
Day in court
You will get, but it is likely short
Then it's slammertime for you old sport
Your last day out's your day in court
© Peter Andersson.
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never watched the show but enjoyed nonetheless
Well, I LOVE the show (Vegas, not Miami or NY)...and this was a fine write from the King of Yesterday. 555
Don't you think "King of Yesterday" is a trifle harsh? Oh... I see what you mean
I've grown to seriously dislike CSI: it's bad pseudoscience and almost everything they do would never stand up in court. But a fun parody, anyway :-)
I've grown to seriously dislike CSI: it's bad pseudoscience and almost everything they do would never stand up in court. But a fun parody, anyway :-)
I probably would have given you 5s based only on my huge crush on Nick Stokes, but this is well written and deserving, K1! =)
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