(instrumental opening)

Here comes the pun.
Doo-doo-doo-doo.
Here comes the pun.
And I say
laugh all night.

Spittle, snarlin'.
It's from a lone, cold, homely spinster.
Spittle, snarlin'.
It feels like sneers that she gives here.

And here comes the pun.
Doo-doo-doo-doo.
Here comes the pun.
And I say
laugh all night.

Feel I'm hurlin'.
These piles burn the nose in faces.
Feel I'm hurlin'.
It should be years 'fore it gets near.

And here comes the pun.
Doo-doo-doo-doo.
Here comes the pun.
And I say
laugh all night.

Pun, pun, pun, here it comes!
Pun, pun, pun, here it comes!
Pun, pun, pun, here it comes!
Pun, pun, pun, here it comes!
Pun, pun, pun, here it comes!

(instrumental break)

Little Parlin.
Bon Jovi's hometown in New Jersey.
Little Parlin.
The smog keeps it from being clear.

And here comes the pun.
Doo-doo-doo-doo.
Here comes the pun.
And I say
laugh all night.

Here comes the pun.
Doo-doo-doo-doo.
Here comes the pun.

Laugh all night.

Laugh all night.

(instrumental close)