-> "Can't Make Me Guv"
Original Song Title:
"Can't Buy Me Love"
Parody Song Title:
"Can't Make Me Guv"
The Lyrics
Can't make me Guv! Guv! Can't make me Guv!
I'll buy you diamond rings, my friend, if it means I'll get your vote!
But it won't mean you'll buy the words that come out of my throat!
'Cause you don't care that I got money.
money can't make me Guv!
I'll give you all I got to give if you say you'll vote for me.
Even if I was in "Diff'rent Strokes" or "Terminator 3."
You don't care that I'm in movies.
Movies can't make me Guv!
Can't make me Guv! Everybody tells me so!
Can't make me Guv! Can I win? No!
Say you won't then recall me, and I'll be satisfied.
Tell me that you won't be mad at me when you see that I've lied.
I don't care too much for people.
People won't make me Guv!
Whoo-ow!
(guitar break)
Can't make me Guv! Everybody tells me so!
Can't make me Guv! Can I win? No!
Say you won't then recall me, and I'll be satisfied.
Tell me that you won't be mad at me when you see that I've lied.
I don't care too much for people.
People won't make me Guv!
Can't make me Guv! Guv! Can't make me Guv! Oh!
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