let me tell you what's on TV
a show where you ride hacks for free
you're in the cash cab
yeah, in the cash cab

if in this taxi, you are hauled
be thankful cause good fortune's called
you're in the cash cab
yeah, in the cash cab

its a special cab...he asks no fee
on the trek, you're quizzed...from the front seat
if your answer's cold...you've crashed, complete
if your answer's hot...this taxi's sweet
cash cab

this taxi offers pay, galore
(cash man...benny bailey)
if you strike out, you'll end up poor
(cast out...on the street)
you're in the cash cab
yeah, in the cash cab

take my advice if you run dry
just snare a hint from passers-by
you're in the cash cab
yeah, in the cash cab
as you're lurchin', avoid that strike three
cash cab