they say he's frigid, walt disney
they say his body's cold
he's frozen stiffly, walt disney
that's what we've been told
thaw out walt disney
be just like the days of old

come on, free that geezer
melt that chilly man, its time
yeah, let's get busy on disney
bet he'll turn out just fine
soon he'll be talkin' and strollin'
and in control on his mind

so just go crazy on disney
use an open flame
oooooooooh baby
i hope he don't wind up maimed
come back, come back, come back, disney
i hope you'll be a normal man

hope there'll be no trauma
i hope he can abide
if he's warped, oh brother
i would be mortified
don't want a weirdo walt disney
man, don't want no scary dude

get down to that freezer
i've a little plan in mind
he's in a tizzy, walt disney
and he must unwind
out he'll be poppin' one mornin'
and be returned to mankind