Song Parodies -> "Mr. T (A Letter To...)"

Original Song Title:

"Misery"

Original Performer:

"Mr. T (A Letter To...)"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Remember when you were a kid and you idolized some schmuck on TV? (not that I'm calling Mr T a schmuck!)......

I wish that you were my da-a-ad,
Mr T!

You're the coolest guy-uy
Though you're afraid to fly-y
I wish that you were my da-a-ad
Mr T....

You could take me to schoo-ool
And shout, "You crazy foo-ool!"
At suckas who drive ba-a-ad
Mr T....

My dad's a success in the insurance game
He's an "A-team" salesman, but it's not the same;
Pretty lame....

(I) checked out your CD-ee
It sucked, but I bought three-ee
So please write back to me-e-e
Mr T...

I've just shaved my hair into a mohawk line
Worn my golden chains so long, I've f***ed my spine;
Hey, it's fine!

We'd be family-y
If you adopted me-e
Just like Angie Jolie-ie-ie;
Mr T!
(whoa-oa-oa)... Mr T!
(foo-ooool)... yo, Mr T!
(Say hi to Face for me)....Mr T!

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Matthias - August 14, 2007 - Report this comment

I pitty the foo who don't give this 5's

Jason - August 14, 2007 - Report this comment

I used to admire Mr T when I was a child! Was a big fan of the A-Team as well. I don't think this is bad at all. 555

alvin - August 14, 2007 - Report this comment

matthias stole my line....lol...funny stuff

Phil Alexander - August 14, 2007 - Report this comment

Loved the "(Say Hi to Face for me)" line at the end.. I always wondered where BA Barracas (sp?) got his degree

Jack Wilson - August 14, 2007 - Report this comment

That was awesome, now do a Chuck Norris one

Mr. T - August 14, 2007 - Report this comment

Stay away from my bins!

Rex - August 14, 2007 - Report this comment

Hey Mr. T, who was that T-bag I saw you with last night? Excellence as always, Mr. R.

MrMacphisto - August 14, 2007 - Report this comment

I pity the fool that doesn't give this 5's

MrMacphisto - August 14, 2007 - Report this comment

I also pity myself for not reading other people's comments before posting... lol...

stuart mcarthur - August 14, 2007 - Report this comment

I love it when a plan (er parody) comes together, KR - and so how many copies do you buy when you actually LIKE a CD Kristof? - 555

The TTeam - August 15, 2007 - Report this comment

This was Peppard with good jokes and references. New TV show about a group of renegades who solve people's problems by parodying them: The "Five" Team, and you're the first member. Now do Hannibal, Face, and Murdock.

Peregrin - August 15, 2007 - Report this comment

Kristof, you FOOL! (Said in T voice) - I laughed all the way through :)

Kristof Robertson - August 15, 2007 - Report this comment

Belated thanks to Matty, Jase, Al, Phil, Jack, Mr T (I'm honoured, sir!) Rex, Mac (twice), Stu, the TTeam and pip
I spent a whole 20 minutes writing this...I think it kind of shows! ;-) Cheers for the feedback

Agrimorfee - August 15, 2007 - Report this comment

I don't pity this fool Kristof Robinson.555

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