Song Parodies -> "I Wanna Dye My Hair Blonde"

Original Song Title:

"I Wanna Hold Your Hand"

Original Performer:

"I Wanna Dye My Hair Blonde"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Okay, I'll tell you something
Although I can't go wrong
I'll just think of something
I wanna dye my hair blonde
I wanna dye my hair blonde
I wanna dye my hair blonde

Oh please, believe me
Had black hair for too long
And please, believe me
Now I must dye my hair blonde
I have to dye my hair blonde
I wanna dye my hair blonde

And even though that I feel happy inside
Don't get me angry, I'd hardly
Lose my pride, lose my pride, lose my pride

Yeah, a certain something
And there is nothing wrong
Just a certain something
I wanna dye my hair blonde
I wanna dye my hair blonde
I wanna dye my hair blonde

And even though that I feel happy inside
Don't get all crazy, I'd hardly
Lose my pride, lose my pride, lose my pride

Just a certain something
Being blonde can't be wrong
I think I'll do something
I wanna dye my hair blonde
I wanna dye my hair blonde
I wanna dye my hair blonde
I wanna dye my hair blonde

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Jason - August 15, 2007 - Report this comment

You idiot, 'I Wanna Hold Your Hand' has 6 syllables. 'I wanna Dye My Hair Blonde' has SEVEN syllables. So you still can't even get the basics right after writing 1000+ parodies. I bet that if this was a Lemon Demon or Sesame Street parody the pacing would be bang-on correct.

Michael Pacholek - August 15, 2007 - Report this comment

Maybe if we remind him the Beatles did a little cartoon called "Yellow Submarine." Then again, his parodies are so dumb... I'd better not finish that sentence, as our beloved Elf Princess has informed me that she's blonde.

Ann Hammond - August 15, 2007 - Report this comment

Jason- do you have to call him an idiot?

Jason - August 15, 2007 - Report this comment

Ann H, to get something so blatantly simple incorrect doesn't show talent does it? TSB NEVER EVER comments on other people's works. And I HAVE praised him for some decent parodies he as written, but guess what? he NEVER acknowledges anything I say to him. If this was his first parody and got the syllable count wrong, I would have given him the benefit of the doubt, but TSB has written more than 1000 parodies and still hasn't grasped the concept yet.

Ann Hammond - August 15, 2007 - Report this comment

Jason- I guess you think calling him an idiot shows more talent then his parody. Maybe he doesn't have access to comment on other peoples work. I also praise him when he does good and I believe he has responded to it two of the not too many times I have commented to him.

Jason - August 15, 2007 - Report this comment

Ann H, I stand by what I said. 'Idiot' is not exactly an abusive swearword. Ive seen TSB get called things far more abusive than the said word. And I never thought that calling him an idiot was more talented than his parody. Look at Michael Pacholek's comment. He said that TSB is 'dumb'.

I don't have anything against TSB. If he commented on my work and wrote some great parodies, then of course I'd leave positive feedback, but as it stands, he failed to get something so basic correct, so therefore I must comment accordingly.

Ann Hammond - August 15, 2007 - Report this comment

Jason- Michael said his parodies are dumb not TSB himself. I do not agree with your choice of action, but it is your choice.

Jason - August 15, 2007 - Report this comment

Yea while Michael stated that TSB's parodies are 'dumb', that also implies TSB is dumb. Anyway I hope you haven't turned against me because of this slight matter Ann H. I will still leave good comments on your parodies since you are quite an accomplished writer.

Red Ant - August 15, 2007 - Report this comment

Despite the syllable extra, the title line can be sung fairly easily over TOS. Singing it as "I wanna dye mah-'air blonde" sounds like the original... keep in mind the Beatles sang "hold your" with just enough inflection/carried notes it's *possible* to fit in other subs that aren't syllable perfect. Still, a stretch to get it in time with the music. 4 on pacing, but the rest, I don't know.... I don't get it, and it's too repetitive.

Jason - August 16, 2007 - Report this comment

I think TSB is singing about changing his hair colour for some reason by dying it.

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