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Song Parodies -> "Mary Jane"

Original Song Title:

"Penny Lane"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Mary Jane"

Parody Written by:

Tommy Turtle

The Lyrics

Just a typical day on my street...
For Mary Jane, there is a dealer selling nickel bags
To every "head" who forks across enough dough
And for the coke-heads who want some "blow" --
It's as pure as snow

On the corner is a banker with Mercedes-Benz
He wants a hooker and a hundred bucks of "crack"
So the prostitute climbs in the back
Of his limousine,
Head not seen!

Mary Jane is in my head and in my eyes
There, up through the blue, the smoke plumes rise
I sniff, and lean right back

For Mary Jane, or for some crystal methamphetamine
Hand out some Presidential portraits, crisp and green
Or, if you're British, portraits of the Queen --
There's a change machine

Mary Jane is in my brain creating highs
Some Alice Toklas brownie pie
No bummer, meanwhile back...

Behind the cathouse in an old abandoned factory
A former nurse has pretty poppies on display
And when the flower part's refined away:
Heroin buffet

For Mary Jane, the dealer weighs it on his balance-beam
We see the banker sitting, grinning from his quim
And then the Spider-man rushes in
On his arm again:
Mary Jane!

Mary Jane, a couple beers, and my head flies
Lunch: a Sudafed, some Bourbon, fries ---
I fall flat on my back

Mary Jane, it disappears, but new supplies --
Here, eventually, always arise
Mary Jane!


© 2007 Tommy Turtle. All rights reserved.

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Steve K. - August 21, 2007 - Report this comment
3 "hits" of 5 grams each for you. Enjoy.
crazy8snake - August 21, 2007 - Report this comment
I got high from the flashback memories. 555
John Lovit - August 21, 2007 - Report this comment
I'm not blowing smoke.....this was great.
Michael Pacholek - August 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Smokin'! Though I have to admit, when I saw "Mary Jane," I was thinking it would be about Mrs. Spidey.
alvin - August 21, 2007 - Report this comment
i like how ya snuck spiderman in there
John Barry - August 21, 2007 - Report this comment
I got high from reading this.
AFW - August 21, 2007 - Report this comment
No more bets..TT takes the pot of fives
Spider-Man - August 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Michael Pacholek, Tommy already did that for me. See http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/julieandrews89.shtml.
MrMacphisto - August 21, 2007 - Report this comment
One of the best for today... 5-5-5
TJC - August 21, 2007 - Report this comment
High fives... professional write here, Tommy, ready ready and itchin' for a Capitol Steps recording session....
Rex - August 21, 2007 - Report this comment
That's quite a neighborhood you've got there, TT. Particularly enjoyed the Toklas reference.
Ann Hammond - August 21, 2007 - Report this comment
awesome
TT - August 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Steve K., crazy8snake, John Lovit, Michael Pacholek, alvin :), John Barry, AFW (lol), thanks... Spider-Man, thanks for spinning by and for the plug... MrMcphisto, thanks much... TJC, thanks; I wish... Rex, glad ya liked it; thanks... Ann Hammond, thanks.
Below Average Dave - August 21, 2007 - Report this comment
"For Mary Jane, or for some crystal methamphetamine" things like this just aren't easy to pull off, very interesting area and um--be careful;)
John Jenkins - August 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Excellent substitutions. I particularly liked the way you retained the portraits of the queen - with a little bit different meaning.
TT - August 22, 2007 - Report this comment
Below Average Dave, thanks... that's why Turtles have shells :) ... John Jenkins, thanks; glad that worked, and thanks for comment.
Kristof Robertson - August 22, 2007 - Report this comment
You're a bad, bad bad boy, aintcha TT? This was brilliantly well-done....555
Tommy Turtle - August 22, 2007 - Report this comment
Kristof Robertson, thanks... maybe, but see the "atonement" today.

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