I am fat, I've got a cat, my son is Bart, and we are all together.
See how they buy like all those rich guys, I'm out of cash.
I'm crying.

Sitting on my big couch, waiting for better show.
Normal working tee-shirt, stupid bloody Lisa.
MAN, you been a naughty boy, and let your dad get mad..
I am the fat man, they are the fat man, I am the Simpson,
Doo doo DaD'oh!

Stupid flanders, kill him better,
Pretty little geekies in a row.
See how they know almost every little word, Marge likes this geek.
I'm crying. I'm cry------------ing,
I'm crying. I'm cry------------ing.

Yellow matter custard, dripping from my panties slowly.
Moe please give me more beer, damn it look at Meggy.
Boy, you been a naughty girl and let your diaper down.
I am the fat man, they are the fat man, I am the Simpson,
Doo doo DaD'oh!



Sitting in my house's garden, tryin' to get a sleep.
But if Marge will come, she will get mad
'cause I sleep while I baby-sit.
I am the fat man, they are the fat man, I am the Simpson,
Doo doo DaD'oh!

Harty party choking Barty,
Don't you think that bart just laughs at you? (ho ho ho, he, he he, ha, ha, ha)
See how he smiles like Krusty while he dies, man he's gonna die.
He's crying.

Selma Marge and Patty, I just can't believe they're sisters.
Elementary school is teaching my small Lisa.
Man, they should have taught her how to make a beer, like Moe's.
I am the fat man, they are the fat man, I am the Simpson,
Doo doo DaD'oh! Doo doo DaD'oh!
Doo doo DaD'oh! Doo doo DaD'oh!