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Song Parodies -> "Just Use Your Kung Fu ( The Yoko Ono Lament)"

Original Song Title:

"Baby It's You"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Just Use Your Kung Fu ( The Yoko Ono Lament)"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

why did John Lennon marry the only asian chick in the world who can't kick a gun out of a guy's hand?????? why why why???
hanoi hanoi hanoi han na na
hanoi hanoi hanoi han na na
hanoi hanoi hanoi han na na
hanoi hanna na

It's not your perfect rice that touched his heart.
hanoi hanna na
it's not the way you sing, (that tore him apart)
uh oh, many many many folks go by
just kick the gun already, or I will die,
do what you do,
use your kung fu
can't kick myself,
just use your kung fu.
use your kung fu

you should hear what they say about you ( gook gook)
they say they say you shoulda done what you can do
(gook gook)
Uh oh,
it doesn't matter they're insane
I shoulda married hanoi Jane
what can I do? I loved you
you've got nobody nobody.. should use your kung fu
use your kung fu

Uh oh,
it doesn't matter they're insane
I shoulda married hanoi Jane
what can I do? I loved you
you've got nobody nobody.. should use your kung fu
use your kung fu
Uh oh,

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