he came in to the bathroom wanting
his "footsy" making others swoon
but does this suck? we'll always wonder
now resigned, that big buffoon

didn't anybody tell him?
these are illegalities?
then he's on the phone to Dubya
dubya tells him bye bye....see?

said he's always been a stretcher
his feet sit wider every day
makes me sick the thought.. a homo retcher
yeah I know what I cannot say....

and when he met the police department
and pleaded guilty.. what a knob
and now he tries his best, not helping
was the story of the congress "bob"

didn't anybody tell him?
these are illegalities?
then he's on the phone to Dubya
dubya tells him bye bye....see?
yeah