Oh, his back is up,
He's so enraged -
When will he chill out,
And act his age?
She was anti right -
They got into a cat fight,
That went on all night,
'Cause Mel won't shut up.
(Meow, me -ow, meow)

He's hairing out,
His fangs are bared -
Hear him hiss and growl,
His claws are snared.
Careful what you say,
You'd best just back away,
He might even spray,
He has his back up.
(Meow, me -ow, meow)

Shots after shots,
He won't even stop to listen -
Boy, would he plotz,
If he knew who he was dissen'!

Though your mind is small,
Your mouth is big -
Rag on one more Jew,
Your grave you'll dig.
Open up your trap,
Mel, put some "Socks" (sic) in your yap,
Or else all your crap,
Will come back to you.
(Meow, me - ow, meow)

Who is the butt,
Of your ethnic bashing, Mister?
You always put,
The whole shoestore in your kisser!

Oh, your thoughts are mired,
In a morass -
You are uninspired,
You make faux pas.
Shut your big pie hole,
Mel, you're such an a*****e,
You'll look like a troll,
If you don't shut up.
Kindly shut up.